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voicemail/inbox for shaun hastings.

hey shaun. what're you up to? [Just so you know, he restrained himself from a water pun. Just for you.]

Restraining myself.

[He...didn't mean for that to sound like that.]

now i'm kind of curious as to what from

[Lmao, Shaun. No dick jokes, no dick jokes, no jokes about being uptight, save that for later, you can do it Desmond.]

From smashing people's faces in.

[Secretly from begging for it because holy shit Shaun does not beg.]

[Shaun...

ngel

Desmond would pay money to see that.

For serious.]

eesh what has you in such a bad mood? other than the usual?

[A pause before:]

I was under the impression that this place wouldn't start to kick in during my first week.

[Texting saves him the burden of attempting to save any of his dignity.

~~who says you have to pay~~]

oh

[~~touche old chum~~

A minute later:]

it's not supposed to. what? is your fabulous british accent not calling in all the ladies? that doesn't exactly need restraint

[Desmond's kidding, mostly.]

Can I vote you off the island? Is that a possibility here?

[h8t u.]

nope i'm helping you [Whether you like it or not.] i know people. could work something out

[Ahaahahahhahaha.]

I'm doing just fine thanks.

Also would it kill you to capitalize?

make me and suit yourself. but when you change your mind you know what to find me

I know it's horribly painful to use your brain and i understand completely with your education system the way it is, but make an effort Ethan.

You never know who might be reading these.

[Please catch that typo thar Desmond.]

And to further this rapport: no I shant change my mind. I'm horrible and fixed in my ways and shall go down like a gentleman.

[No he's not aware of how awful that sounds, nor is he aware of how incredibly out of it he's coming across in his typing. Filters are vanishing.]

Edited 2012-12-11 05:22 (UTC)

Actually, I'm mostly self-taught. [In some things.] I happen to have a very good grasp on grammar, as well as the proper use of the English language. You might also be quite happy to know I even read. You should check out some books from Walt Whitman. Thank you.

[See? Proper capitalization! Even grammar! Don't expect to ever see it again, bro.]

last i checked you weren't captain of any ship this isn't the titanic i'm helping you out shaun

Edited 2012-12-16 04:45 (UTC)

Is that reference supposed to impress me?

And I could be a captain. You don't know my life.

[That's supposed to be a joke.]

honestly it was a serious suggestion. you should read stuff from whitman, cap'n

[Shaun's new nickname!]

now we're going to stop beating around the bush [Patience? No more of it, thank you.] look either you're going to trust me to be your wing man or i'm going to help you myself take your pick

[There's a nice lag between Desmond's response and Shaun's reply before:]

It's not you I don't trust [which is true! shockingly.] It's other people.

Just

come over before I change my mind.

[Woops bit of lag right back.]

wait srsly?

[Welp. Gonna have to be straight up with Shaun. Nope. Not going to hesitate. Nope.]

Shaun, we. [Crap, he told himself not to hesitate.] We need to talk about Lucy.

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